0% Precipitation Risk: It hasn't rained here in decades. You can sleep outside without fear of melting.
Unlimited Sand: Perfect for burying annoying Mogwai or throwing into the gears of passing Jeeps.
Natural Oven: Rocks get hot enough to reheat fried chicken instantly.
"I brought a water pistol just to scare my friends, but it evaporated in 3 seconds. Best vacation ever. 10/10."
Wear SPF 5000. While sunlight kills us, the sand reflects 90% of UV rays. Stay in the caves during the day!